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OFFICIAL BULLETINJUN 07
⚠️ OFFICIAL NOTICE

SUMMER SEMESTER ORIENTATION (MANDATORY)

Mandatory orientation at the Poob Theater. Bring your ID, share your snacks, and reserve VR time.

All students must report to the Poob Theater for mandatory orientation.

  • Bring your student ID (or a convincing forgery)
  • Snacks will NOT be provided but you are expected to share! Note that you will be held liable for any allergic reactions or choking as a result of this act of sharing.
  • There will be a digital tour of campus following your orientation; be sure to reserve your time on the VR Headset in Advance and decide whether you will be paying in $MUFF or billing your student account.

Failure to attend will result in a visit from Marvin.

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