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OFFICIAL BULLETINJAN 12
⚠️ OFFICIAL NOTICE

WELCOME TO WINTER SEMESTER 2026

New semester announcements, tuition updates, and reminders about the Math Wing lockdown.

Welcome back, suckers students! We hope you enjoyed your break and are ready for another thrilling semester of education-adjacent activities.

Please note the following updates:

  • The Math Wing remains on lockdown - Do NOT enter, we're super cereal!!
  • Tuition has increased by 47% (inflation, you see)
  • New vending machines installed in the restrooms

Remember: Attendance is mandatory strongly encouraged!

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